8/23/07

I dont know about the rest of you, but i am sick of...well alot of thing to be frank. I kno some of my readers(if i have any) may be thinking "omg, he's about to go on a rant about life", WELL GUESS WHAT BITCHES! THAT EXACTLY WHAT IM GOING TO DO! and if you dont like...read it anyway. I'm sick of everyone jumping on the new fad just because someone else told them it was the new "it" thing. so you know what i did about it? i made a blog (as you can very well see). This blog is nothing more than stuff i want to write about. so dont be upset if i dont post news on world politics and such (even though i will every once in a while). Anywho...

TODAYS SUBJECT!!!!!!

well, im really dont kno what else to write at this point so here is a AIM conversation i ran across on my laptop (did you kno AIM saves you convo's?) that i thought was funny.
(screen names have been blocked out for my own sake)

X: apocolypto looks so bad
Y: tru
X: i hate mayan culture
Y: as do i
Y: apprently god does also caus he killed them ppl off REAL quick
Y: lol, lemme stop b4 i get struck by lightin
X: no bull
X: LOL
X: i think it was how they sacrificied sumbody liike evryother day
Y: can imagen gettin that memo?
Y: "ummm, yeah. 2days your day to be tossed off a cliff. plz be on time. THANK YOU!"
X: LOL
X: yea. we r celebrating a good harvest tomorrow, so....ima need ur virgin daughters heart so i can show it off to evry1 while its still beating
Y: lolol
Y: "ummmm, do u mind lettin my priest gut you while your still alive to witness the entire thing? O, dont worry about the pain. it'll only last for about 3 ta 4 days."
X: LOLOLOLLOL
X: yes yes, i ll do anything to make sure we have a bountiful rainy season
Y: "O no sir, your mistaken. this sacrifice isnt for rain. itz for my sex life. you see, i've been havin a lil trouble gettin it up and..."
X: LOLOLOL
Y: "you kno wat they say: one heart a day, keeps the ED away!"
X: LOLOL
X: and thats exactly y i cnt stand mayans man

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